Hi, I'm Zack and this is my blog. It's a grab bag of whatever I like at the moment. Hope you enjoy.

 

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom